I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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