I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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