Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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