Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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