is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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