it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Randomize
