Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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