At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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