i think i have herpe
just one?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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