we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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