There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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