In the future we'll all be gay
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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