If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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