it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My pussy is not your playground.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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