it hurts more in the daytime
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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