Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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