So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize
