We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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