is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.