He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?