The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pappa wants mamma naked
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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