Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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