Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
