Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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