do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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