why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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