is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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