So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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