Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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