He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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