there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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