I wanna bring you to show and tell
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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