it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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