how can u be prego again
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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