He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
did you just send me my own nude
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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