none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
its not stalking. its research.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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