Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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