I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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