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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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