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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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