I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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