Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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