i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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