Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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