carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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