no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
