i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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