Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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