it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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