That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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