You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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