from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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