He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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