Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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